Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...