What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.