What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.