A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Because he lost his bat, man.
The punch line...
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Brash.
Neighbor.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Oh, so you're not pregnant '
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Discover.
It is the language of Wales.
That you to fart.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Miscarriage
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.