What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Bob.

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He was a good conductor.

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Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

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To stop getting wet !

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Neighbor

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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.