What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly