What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping