What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos