Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.