Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.