One. But he gets three hours credit.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
It was unmiscible.