None cuz it's already lit af
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A Brazilian
Light? What's that?
You can sleep with a light on.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Buds before suds, bro.
Do you even, bro?