None. They prefer Natural Light.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
Because they hate french press.
Don't taste me, bro !
because they ran out of Natural Light