What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.