Nah brah, tadah brah!
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
He needed more Elba room.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Dont leave me hangin' bro
NOICE!!!!
Help! I'm melting!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Nailed it