What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.