What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.