What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.