What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.