What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.