A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
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Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
When you can burp and taste it.
I D K"
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Dah okey pokey mon.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
A tooter
