What do you call a person who helps tea...

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)