A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because he is lying.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
That you to fart.
A fart with a lump in it
Dumbbelldor.
Give them a hand !
Teach me.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Hives.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A tooter