What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.