No one cries when you chop up the baby.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
A tearjerker
He was a little down.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
A swallow.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
They are both whitish and have layers
I wanna Bone a part
Chopped dates.
