What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.