What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.