What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

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His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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The execution

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Because in America, freedom rings.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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He got a way with words.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.