How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.