How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away