How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away