How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away