How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !