How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.