What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What are instructions?

Correct."

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.