What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.