What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.