What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.