Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Barber: It's on the same old head.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
My hands.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Pulp Fiction
Because he's a little prick!
More than one mother-in-law.