Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
He died on the cross!
To make sure he still wasn't there.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
A bird that lays down !
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because they are made to concentrate.
A: Oranges.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
How I Met Your Mother