Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Hey, this looks new!"
A: A red bucket.
Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
A golden opportunity
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
A: Oranges.
Because the lime was engaged.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
