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Gerrymandarin.
Orange is the new Black
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Orange is the New Black
Fruit can't talk
Pulp Fiction!
Oranges and peaches.
It just ran out of juice.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Fire.
A Jiraffa.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
He got lemonaids.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
The orange has handlebars
A: Oranges.
Because it's a Mandarin word
It ran out of juice!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
One of them doesn't.
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
Play with its citorus
You can peel (peal) both of them.
tangerine
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Do you speak Mandarin
because he didn't know Mandarin
Pulp Fiction
A baby with burst armbands.
None, the two are not a snake
Because the lime was engaged.
no, it doesnt.
Because Orange is the New Black.
A pip squeak.
He got Lemonaids.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
Because they are made to concentrate.
It ran out of juice.
impasta
Baking Soda
He wears a coat and pants.
Put on another coat.
You use a boa restrictor
Reptiles.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Bob
A wizard is never late.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Because it said concentrate.
He wasn't concentrated.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
It popped a wheelie.
by using a bottle opener
