What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!