What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.