What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !