What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?