What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!