What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'