What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.