How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.