How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy