How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.