How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.