How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.