How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.