How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.