Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.