She's Got The Jack
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Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Where'd mofongo?
Because Botswana have fun.
Android-gynous
A droid
I am Root.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Someone gets fired.
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
The kernel was looking for him.
Kernel.
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
Because of all the Cheetahs!
par**ty.
Because, he's just dying to party.
Apple genius.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Poison by Christian Dior !
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
The Janitor