Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Botswana Jokes More Botswana Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light