Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Mofongo Jokes More Mofongo Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.