Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor