What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas