What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.