What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!