What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants