What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car