What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.