What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!