What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car