What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.