What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that