What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.