What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !