What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !