What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!