What kind of water do ducks drink?

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.