Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing