Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.