Because they're always footing the bill.
They'll tell you.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
A Piano.
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
A: He's the one with a duck.
A wise quacker.
They have webbed feet !
A paraplegic
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Oof, weinerpain!
A high coo(/spoiler)