Because they're always footing the bill.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
They quack up
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
They have webbed feet !
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
He was a little shoat.
Stop paying the bill.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because he tryptophan.
