Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.