What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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With their bills!

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.