What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here