What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money