Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)