Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en