Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.