Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.