Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!