Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.