Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches