Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Starcraft Jokes More Starcraft Jokes

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!