Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.