Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last