Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!