Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!