What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.