Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.