Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!