Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.