Because the shark burped.
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An empty playground
Because he didn't feel very whale
These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
The octopus because it is well armed.
because they would sneeze in pepper water.
To get to the other tide!
Professional courtesy.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
They taste funny
Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The porbeagle.
Whale-done :)
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
Hammerheads!
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
A hammeredhead
Frost bite !
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
They go sharkers !
a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Sharks in Malaysia
You get a frostbite!
Because they're baked snacks.
Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Shark-o-late!
Shark infested custard
Professional Courtesy.
Because he tasted funny!
A lone shark
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
A bird that will talk you ear off !
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Just sayin.
Because it was well armed.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
In a football match, the best team wins.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
A: A buffaloaf.
A jet setter !
Slow swimmers
A loan shark!
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!
