What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.