What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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They have a lot of issues

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !