What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !