What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !