How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.