How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day