How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.