How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day