Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.