Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany