Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany