Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany