Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.