Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany