Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is higher than infinity?

420

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany