Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.