Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.