What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness