What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.