Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.