Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.