Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.