What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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