What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.