What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

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He just wasn't really Inuit...