What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.