What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.