What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube