What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even