What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Golf Ball Jokes More Golf Ball Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.