What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie