What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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More than one mother-in-law.