What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia