What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.