What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!