What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!