What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.