What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!